A guide to the (non) jokes

So you want to know what I'm on about when I say things?

Quing - portmanteau of "queen" and "king", double the royalty and gender, none of the beheadings!

Disco - a cool term that only superstars use. trust us.

Vengeance - "I'm Lyle Rath, and this is Pregame Discharge!"

eat cement - eat cement

Parasocialite - my adoring fans! that includes you reading this!

"the buffet" - see referenced image.

Grackle - a bird. those who look for praise are a compliments grackle.

chat - the general public

throw me to the - wolves and i'll come back pregnant

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Another section!? How generous!

More Catsum

Meow meow attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened chase little red dot someday it will be mine! destroy couch as revenge for use lap as chair, so always hungry but lick butt. Be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day mrow yet catching very fast laser pointer.

Carrying out surveillance on the neighbour's dog. Sleeps on my head waffles, so pet me pet me don't pet me so stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in for hack up furballs, curl into a furry donut. Touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Cats are the world.